vegetarian baby

This has to be the baby of my dreams. She's a natural vegetarian! When I was a kid, I went with my aunt and mom to some Thanksgiving dinner. Obviously there was a turkey there, and obviously I wanted a piece of it since everyone else was eating one. My mother said something like, "You can't! Or you'll die!" I think that's what she said, or at any rate, that's what it came off as, because I've been violently afraid of all meats to this day. You can be sure that I'll do that to my kids too. Scare them pantless.